Dead Man Walking

[Franko]

A blessing in disguise the day I sold my streaker to help me get the funds so i could get married. The wife to be told me I couldn't get a tinnie so caved ,was going mad not being on the water can't afford it she said no spending before the wedding she said. Long story short since those remarks brought sold or borrowed an ok prowler ,cobra tourer and now an outback. Happy days oh and I'm still getting hitched

[Smish]

Hope your misses never reads the forum, calling her "MrsOgre" isn't going to add any brownie points to the account, she'll start buying more shoes and handbags just to spite you and you'd still be in debt for the kayak.

[Jugglingogre]

Well it went as well as i expected.....to say not well would be a tad of an understatement

[Wind Waker]

I just kept showing her the brochure till I was told to buy it and piss off

Same thing for weekend passes - talk about it all week non stop and she will beg you to get lost

[wacazac]

Well it went as well as i expected.....to say not well would be a tad of an understatement

So what are the visiting hours

[Outback Yak]

Mrs Outback doesn't cause me any grief as she's a very understanding lady In fact, she constantly encourages me to go fishing..."go away with the guys" she tells me as she enjoys the peace and quiet of me not being a pest at home. Must be onto something as tomorrow we notch up 34 years of marital bliss...cough...splutter