by Yacker » 28 Mar 2014, 18:41
HaTTerS wrote:It would also make a perfect band name... Tactical Bacon.

Classic!!
Though we all know that tactical bacon is a type of munition deployed in countries where religious beliefs preclude contact with bacon. Most effective when dropped in a cluster bomb type situation, tactical bacon affords invading troops a considerable on ground advantage in repelling defensive troops and greatly reducing the amount of foodstuffs required to be carried by the invaders.
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