Many many times Digger....in fact I've got one now

about thumbs a pokin'

a poorly placed thumb

That is insane

So the story goes

It's just plain ugly

A thumb named Shirly?

Another exciting event is stepping on a dead curved branch in long grass, it rolls underfoot then spins around and hits you on the back of the leg. Gets the Adrenalin going for a while. Oh yeah, I had that happen the other day but I kept walking. After not too far my mind got the better of me and I...

still wipes his bum