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Re: hold yak and condom

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mingle wrote:
Ghurkin wrote:Problem I see is wheather the condom is used for its original purpose, or to pug a hole in a yak, if it gets a hole youre stuffed either way :evilgrin:
I think what you meant to say was: "Whether you use it for its original purpose or to plug a hole in a yak, a hole gets stuffed either way"... :lol:

I interpreted it as " take one weathered condom, hold yak and condom(as per post title) then pug the yak.
I assume that pugging your yak is what happens when you really love her............ :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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Oh .....don't bring Luuuv into it, you will only confuse people
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Mordy wrote:Just remember when you walk into the Milk Bar that the smokes are under the screens and the Frangas are next to the Tic Tac's
Funny when you look at it like that, probably makes a bit more sense. Now if we can just get milkbars and Servo's to stock beer like the good old USA
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And if the hole is to tight, dry, and pinches a hole in the condom during flexing motions and movement, no matter what type of hole it's in, your stuffed at the end!!
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my condoms arent big enough :oops:
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Just think of ENGLAND
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SO, what type of lubricant would you use for said condom so it would slide in easier :?:
I suppose Vaseline would probably be best as it's not water soluble.
After lubing do you carefully put it in or just shove it in.............we need more details to see if this is a viable option. :wtf:
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the smell of my yak makes me think 2 condoms
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vikodin wrote:the smell of my yak makes me think 2 condoms
Very fishy is it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Jim
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Ghurkin wrote:Problem I see is wheather the condom is used for its original purpose, or to plug a hole in a yak, if it gets a hole in it youre stuffed either way :evilgrin:
thats what I meant to type :evilgrin:
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