I'll go first.
Dear Lobo,
My wife/spouse/significant other has recently declared that they wish to acompany me fishing. I've always told her that I go because I really love to fish but this isn't exactly true.
I fish because i want to get away from her. I actually find fishing a bit stinky, sometimes I just go out and hide in the neighbors front hedge and say I'm going fishing, but they got a new dog and it's not friendly.
I do love my wife/spouse/significant other but her voice kind of sound like a cat being dismembered with a spoon by an Autistic Jeff Buckley. (An alive autistic geoff buckley
)What am I going to do? If she starts to come fishing with me I'm going to have to find another passtime to use as an excuse to get away. (And I don't like change)
Help me Loboloco
Worried.
Yes I know I'm being over the top but it's all part of the splendid theater. Dolly doctor reads like this anyway and they make money.... there's an idea
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