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Wot Pisses Me Orf!

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People that don't indicate their intentions in a vehicle. Car parks, petrol stations all require turn indications even though you aren't on the road. This is so pedestrian and other motorists know what your intentions are and don't step, or drive in front of you. Same with pulling out from the curb!

Next rant is much the same except it's about dickheads that drive through carparks and service stations too fast! If one of you blokes skittles me I'll bloody well come back and haunt you!

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Wot Pisses Me Orf!
A quick 10 off the top of my head :wtf: ......
1. Other drivers....yes ALL of them...bastards
2. Boaties that don't know the freakin rules when near an unpowered craft....wankers are worse than jet skiers...bastards.
3. Paying the multitude of licenses(cars, boat, fishing, gun, etc) we have to have and multiple vehicle rego's. Why not register the driver and have the same number plate on each vehicle...ripped off.
4. Lenient sentences given by judges, bring back the death penalty and pay me to execute them...bastards.
5. Working.
6. Buying tattslotto tickets and never winning or even a draw would be nice...ripped off.
7. The cold weather that's approaching us.
8. Having to wear long pants because of No7
9. Fuel prices....ripoff and the fact we pay fuel excise TAX and GST TAX and more than the city...ripped off
10. Paying $2000 in rates in a pissant town like here...ripped off.
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the ex wife...always nagging me to pay more.... ssheeesh..I pay my child support - wot more does she want (don't answer)
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Digger wrote:People that don't indicate their intentions in a vehicle. Car parks, petrol stations all require turn indications even though you aren't on the road. This is so pedestrian and other motorists know what your intentions are and don't step, or drive in front of you. Same with pulling out from the curb!

Next rant is much the same except it's about dickheads that drive through carparks and service stations too fast! If one of you blokes skittles me I'll bloody well come back and haunt you!

Whose next?
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pollonev wrote:
Digger wrote:People that don't indicate their intentions in a vehicle. Car parks, petrol stations all require turn indications even though you aren't on the road. This is so pedestrian and other motorists know what your intentions are and don't step, or drive in front of you. Same with pulling out from the curb!

Next rant is much the same except it's about dickheads that drive through carparks and service stations too fast! If one of you blokes skittles me I'll bloody well come back and haunt you!

Whose next?
Wooo!! Digger. Did one of your Lorikeets squirt on you? :lol:
Chuckle...no Nev, just annoyed by the thoughtless actions of some people.
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Jenko wrote:Wot Pisses Me Orf!
A quick 10 off the top of my head :wtf: ......
1. Other drivers....yes ALL of them...bastards
2. Boaties that don't know the freakin rules when near an unpowered craft....wankers are worse than jet skiers...bastards.
3. Paying the multitude of licenses(cars, boat, fishing, gun, etc) we have to have and multiple vehicle rego's. Why not register the driver and have the same number plate on each vehicle...ripped off.
4. Lenient sentences given by judges, bring back the death penalty and pay me to execute them...bastards.
5. Working.
6. Buying tattslotto tickets and never winning or even a draw would be nice...ripped off.
7. The cold weather that's approaching us.
8. Having to wear long pants because of No7
9. Fuel prices....ripoff and the fact we pay fuel excise TAX and GST TAX and more than the city...ripped off
10. Paying $2000 in rates in a pissant town like here...ripped off.
Totally with you on point 4, especially drug dealers!
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I have to tip 19 litres of beer down the drain, only the second time in 10 years of brewing, its got a medicinal flavour and is undrinkable.



it really chafes my crevice to have to do it
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Don't start me on driver ed Digg.

I still follow the rules that I learnt in the 80s... I can't believe the Poo plate drivers today and their lack of knowledge / ignorance to the road laws, Lack of education maybe!
Even the Cops in Traralgon break the law buy crossing a solid white line to park on the opposite side of the road..
and my grandmother of 80 years lost her licence for the same thing :wtf:
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At the moment it's Mother Nature.
I sh1t you not if I haven't been out on the yak by the end of the week im going to loose it.
It's almost been a month :wtf:
Digger wrote:
Jenko wrote:4. Lenient sentences given by judges, bring back the death penalty and pay me to execute them...
Totally with you on point 4, especially drug dealers!
I'll deal with the pedos - for free :evilgrin:
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People who tell what i should or shouldn't do with my BIRDS.
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