What cheeses me orf!!

[happyas]

Or ekcettera instead of etcetera, (etc).

[cotso]

My dear old Mum just gets words mixed up. She once asked if I like decapitated coffee. Then asked me how many kilometres I weighed.

[Luckyphil]

An Italian foreman I worked for at the Gas & Fuel many years ago, grew a moustache and asked if he looked "extinguished"

[Digger]

An Italian foreman I worked for at the Gas & Fuel many years ago, grew a moustache and asked if he looked "extinguished"

I thought that one was a firefighter?

[Galey]

Wot Cheeses me orf?

Technology!!

Bought a new colour multi function laser printer today and am going through the installation process (and a bottle of Teacher's)!

As I get older this sh!t gets harder!

x2 for technology and in particular I'm taking aim at phone systems. Note to the manufacturers: If you have buttons you don't want fools like me to push then put a cover over them or a warning sign in neon or hide them under the unit. Don't leave them sitting there daring me to push them.

[bunyip]

People who don't take chairs camping with the excuse that they just pull up a log or whatever then araldite their bums into yours when you go to find a tree to hide behind.

[Jenko]

I really, really hate that wanker who does the Cleversharp ads (and the rest of the crap he sells) glad he's not my side of the tv screen, as I'd have to punch him in the face................several times.

[Ghurkin]

People who don't take chairs camping with the excuse that they just pull up a log or whatever then araldite their bums into yours when you go to find a tree to hide behind.

Yep that shits me too

[4liters]

People who don't take chairs camping with the excuse that they just pull up a log or whatever then araldite their bums into yours when you go to find a tree to hide behind.

So don't hide behind a tree??

[Mr Tangle]

Working 53 hours for a small engineering fab in wonthaggi and never getting paid
$&&@@! Prick. Hijo de puta