Vote in, good luck

Anything to make it safer for our emergency workers!

If it had a mirage drive you could use the hole as a bidet no need for dunny paper

F*%k that, struggle to walk outside a lighthouse balcony.

At least you can give us a heads up for any salmon bust ups you see from your vantage point.

Good luck with your new occupation

Qld Police report finding a man’s body in the Brisbane River near the Victoria Bridge. The dead man’s name will not be released until his family have been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G st...

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket .. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a lawyer. "Watch and you'll see,&qu...

Well done Rhino on your new opportunities. I was made redundant late November after 26 years of shift work (by choice and much appreciative of my employer agreeing to my request). I don't have a job to walk into but have always wanted to be a cop and am following this career path. As has already bee...

shane wrote:I'm out if its the 20th. I have a work lunch.

How do you find time to work Shane?

Good to see no permanent damage done Matt, and your right, it only takes one lapse of concentration.
Seen many of these incidents over the years and never a pretty sight.

Good reminder for everyone to be safe in the workplace.

Only feedback I can offer is you do some great work - very professional

BA